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[space_egg]

Now that we've exited Vespa's orbit, please make sure to re-acclimate your cabins accordingly, and take it easy for the next few days if you paid the planet a visit! Your muscles will thank you!

Additionally...



While I appreciate and support the message, I must remind our crew members, passengers, and... likely our Med Bay staff... not to vandalize EAA property. Especially with my face... Thank you.

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Comments

[oncamera]

Ne, Oishi, you're quite the artist.

[space_egg]

I definitely did not draw this!

[oncamera]

There's no need to be modest, Oishi. It's good advice you agree with, yes?

[space_egg]

The advice was already clearly written on the box.

[oncamera]

But no one heeds advice from strangers.

[space_egg]

It's widely applicable advice.

[oncamera]

Much good advice is, but isn't your career proof it is rarely taken?

[space_egg]

My career doesn't involve pregnancy...

[oncamera]

That's not what your fish tank suggests.

But surely you meet many people in physical therapy who could have avoided being there had they followed simple advice?

[space_egg]

Again, I was not involved in that pregnancy...

Yes... however, I don't think there's any correlation here.

[oncamera]

You were involved in the pregnancy, Oishi. You just didn't cause it.

You don't think even basic advice is best followed when coming from someone you trust?

[space_egg]

That's a tenuous connection at best, Fuji...

Yes, but unless they've had opportunity to visit me for an appointment, I don't see how my advice would be anymore meaningful than the cartoon prophylactic normally on the container. Surely Oshitari would be a better fit?

[oncamera]

Not if you think only sperm makes a father.

Ne, you're right. I'll do a feature on you for the next "On board the Karura". I have been neglectful.

[space_egg]

In this case, I do.

Fuji... we're friends, right?

[oncamera]

But the Boxanathi feel differently.

Eiji is my friend. Of course. What is troubling you, Oishi?

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[space_egg]

I... suppose.

Sometimes I just periodically feel the need to ask.

[oncamera]