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[space_egg]

Now that we've exited Vespa's orbit, please make sure to re-acclimate your cabins accordingly, and take it easy for the next few days if you paid the planet a visit! Your muscles will thank you!

Additionally...



While I appreciate and support the message, I must remind our crew members, passengers, and... likely our Med Bay staff... not to vandalize EAA property. Especially with my face... Thank you.

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Comments

[apocatlypse]

You dislike being seen to support this message for safety first? Do you enjoy living a dangerous life, then? Do you not wrap yourself up in rubber at the first instance lest germs and smells get on you?

What sort of example are you trying to set for other people here?

[space_egg]

Th-the message isn't the issue here! Vandalism of EAA property is a crime.

[apocatlypse]

Even if the purpose of the vandalism is to promote greater safety amongst our shiplife companions? Surely it's one of those "for the greater good" things? Like wiping out a city for cake.

[space_egg]

The safety was already being perfectly well-promoted with the quote itself. The image was hardly necessary...

Edit: And I worry about those priorities...

[nowifi4u]

 

[nowifi4u]

They're associating your name with safety. Isn't that what you wanted?

[space_egg]

Not this kind of safety! This is hardly an appropriate association...

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[nowifi4u]

Then you should have specified.

"Your friend in safety, unless you'd rather get pregnant and die"

[space_egg]

I-I don't think any amount of lack of specificity warrants doodling my face on that.

[oncamera]

Ne, Oishi, you're quite the artist.

[space_egg]

I definitely did not draw this!

[oncamera]

There's no need to be modest, Oishi. It's good advice you agree with, yes?

[space_egg]

The advice was already clearly written on the box.

[kin_chan]

WHOAOAOA MR EGG HED FREIDN I WILL BE SAFE FIRST11 THANK U THAK HYOU SUCH GOOD ADVIC

[space_egg]

Oh... Y-you're welcome.

Um, I don't believe we've met. How old are you? Did your parents bring you onboard...?

[ooc: Oishi's very worried for this semi-coherent 'child'...]

[kin_chan]

OH NO WE HAVEMT HELLO EGG HD FRIEND

im KINTAROU and im TWO TENS AND THREE I bet im olderbthan u

[space_egg]

H-hello. My name is Oishi Shuichiro. Not "Egg"...

... You're really 23? Ah, I'm afraid I'm still older than you by two years. In any case, it's nice to meet you, Kintarou. Seriously though, are you all right by yourself...

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[tsubasaninatte]

It's kinda cute though, Oishi~

[space_egg]

Th-that's besides the point!

[tsubasaninatte]

Plus maybe people pay more attention to it when you're on it?

[space_egg]

I really doubt it. I think someone on the nursing staff is having fun...

[shishido_ryou]

They've started stocking coloured condoms? That's so much cooler than the normal boring ones. EAA is going all out for safe sex, huh?

[space_egg]

I didn't really look that closely as they were being restocked last week... I suppose if it works...

[shishido_ryou]

Huh? How can you not notice such a big detail about something you're promoting? Lame.


And the EAA may cut corners for cost saving from time to time but trust me, they're all about the safe sex and no babies thing. Do you know how many info vids they played us throughout training?

[space_egg]

I wasn't intentionally promoting it...

I suppose the cost of extra preventative materials far outweighs the cost of... er, additional passengers.