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[space_egg]

Now that we've exited Vespa's orbit, please make sure to re-acclimate your cabins accordingly, and take it easy for the next few days if you paid the planet a visit! Your muscles will thank you!

Additionally...



While I appreciate and support the message, I must remind our crew members, passengers, and... likely our Med Bay staff... not to vandalize EAA property. Especially with my face... Thank you.

[ooc: strikes deleted]

Comments

[apocatlypse]

What if it was particularly amazing rainbow cake? 7 layers. Moist goodness. Proper vanilla cream in between each layer? Half a city, at least.

[nowifi4u]

I could commit to a few buildings, but I'm a man of quality who can be moved by only the best.

[apocatlypse]

Red bean cake. Three cities.

[nowifi4u]

Was the cake made in any of those three cities?

[apocatlypse]

No. One of the three cities is part of a conspiracy to privatise and ultimately shut down the trade of red bean cakes though.

[nowifi4u]

Rude. They get destroyed last.

[apocatlypse]

As they watch the other two cities get destroyed around them and consider their own impending doom.

But it might give the heathens time to escape and their devious plan will live on in other cities they infect.

[nowifi4u]

I'd find them. Revenge is best served cold.

[apocatlypse]

Cold with a side of warm beverage and cake. I hear cooked hearts are nice.

[nowifi4u]

But who has the time to prepare organ meat well?

[apocatlypse]

We either employ a chef, or eat it raw.

[nowifi4u]

Who says I'm sharing? Are you the mother of dragons?

[apocatlypse]

Either you share it, or I level the red bean cake city as well.

[nowifi4u]

Mind your own cake.

[apocatlypse]

Perhaps I also hold a particular fondness to red bean cake as well.

[nowifi4u]

Are you familiar with the words mutually assured destruction?

[apocatlypse]

Sometimes I think I'd be willing to accept it in my endless pursuit for revenge.

[nowifi4u]

Less cake that way.

[apocatlypse]

I'll find another source. It's for the greater good.