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[space_egg]

Now that we've exited Vespa's orbit, please make sure to re-acclimate your cabins accordingly, and take it easy for the next few days if you paid the planet a visit! Your muscles will thank you!

Additionally...



While I appreciate and support the message, I must remind our crew members, passengers, and... likely our Med Bay staff... not to vandalize EAA property. Especially with my face... Thank you.

[ooc: strikes deleted]

Comments

[apocatlypse]

Beheaded?! Does he harvest a not-so-secret desire for blood and gore and death to stain his relationships?

[oncamera]

Or maybe he just likes to make a clean break. None of us like baggage.

[apocatlypse]

The cutting photographs in half just seems like the motions of a sad, desperate man who keeps his baggage inside himself. Maybe he should eat them and vomit them up instead. It seems like a more effective display.

[oncamera]

It would also reduce the space junk. Tezuka is upset that he jettisoned his last victim off the Karura.

[apocatlypse]

Oops, I misread that as Tezuka jettisoned someone off the ship and I was getting ready to pretend to be shocked and everything.

[oncamera]

That would spice up my Captain's Report entries.

[apocatlypse]

What a shame it didn't actually happen. Maybe Oishi should try it first to give Tezuka some ideas.

[oncamera]

I could phrase Oishi's experiments with Shishido somewhat vaguely. Tezuka should be pleased if it encouraged good behaviour.