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[space_egg]

Now that we've exited Vespa's orbit, please make sure to re-acclimate your cabins accordingly, and take it easy for the next few days if you paid the planet a visit! Your muscles will thank you!

Additionally...



While I appreciate and support the message, I must remind our crew members, passengers, and... likely our Med Bay staff... not to vandalize EAA property. Especially with my face... Thank you.

[ooc: strikes deleted]

Comments

[apocatlypse]

Well good thing I don't think the pictures of scantily dressed ladies around your walls are unnecessary.

[space_egg]

They're simply going to end up in disposal.

[apocatlypse]

What a waste. We're in a universe of finite resources, you know. You should appreciate things when they're given to you. For shame, resource-waster. Next thing you'll be telling me is that you throw away food, and don't hold your breath as long as possible every time.

[space_egg]

I can recycle the paper, or you can keep them with yourself where I'm certain they'll find more use than on my walls.

[apocatlypse]

I don't have any use for them. My virginal eyes aren't going to gaze upon the impurities of scantily dressed ladies. That would be scandalous and inappropriate.

[space_egg]

I'm sure... Then you would do us both a favor by handing them over to someone else. Fuji likes photography.

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[apocatlypse]

No no, I really do think you would benefit the most from them. Gosh golly, I need to go find some glue now.

[oncamera]

You want to send me naked pictures, Oishi?

[apocatlypse]

Apparently he thinks scantily clad ladies aren't inspiring enough for him. I vote we try different things to find the combination that really helps the man along.

[oncamera]

I did hear he likes his photographs beheaded.

[apocatlypse]

Beheaded?! Does he harvest a not-so-secret desire for blood and gore and death to stain his relationships?

[oncamera]

Or maybe he just likes to make a clean break. None of us like baggage.

[apocatlypse]

The cutting photographs in half just seems like the motions of a sad, desperate man who keeps his baggage inside himself. Maybe he should eat them and vomit them up instead. It seems like a more effective display.

[oncamera]

It would also reduce the space junk. Tezuka is upset that he jettisoned his last victim off the Karura.

[apocatlypse]

Oops, I misread that as Tezuka jettisoned someone off the ship and I was getting ready to pretend to be shocked and everything.

[oncamera]

That would spice up my Captain's Report entries.

[apocatlypse]

What a shame it didn't actually happen. Maybe Oishi should try it first to give Tezuka some ideas.

[oncamera]

I could phrase Oishi's experiments with Shishido somewhat vaguely. Tezuka should be pleased if it encouraged good behaviour.

[space_egg]

N-no! I do not!! I don't want to be involved in any naked pictures!

[oncamera]

Saa... just the decapitated ones?

[space_egg]

When did decapitation come into this?!

[oncamera]

You cut the head off my cardboard cutouts, Oishi. They remember. All of them.

[space_egg]

I-I told you, the head came off separately! Please don't put that thought into my head...

[strikes deleted]

[oncamera]

After you threw it into space.

Ne, have you ever seen the old book or movie, 'The midwich cuckoos"?

[space_egg]

(I presume) fortunately I don't know what you're talking about...