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[space_egg]

Now that we've exited Vespa's orbit, please make sure to re-acclimate your cabins accordingly, and take it easy for the next few days if you paid the planet a visit! Your muscles will thank you!

Additionally...



While I appreciate and support the message, I must remind our crew members, passengers, and... likely our Med Bay staff... not to vandalize EAA property. Especially with my face... Thank you.

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Comments

[apocatlypse]

Even if the purpose of the vandalism is to promote greater safety amongst our shiplife companions? Surely it's one of those "for the greater good" things? Like wiping out a city for cake.

[space_egg]

The safety was already being perfectly well-promoted with the quote itself. The image was hardly necessary...

Edit: And I worry about those priorities...

[apocatlypse]

I feel like the personal endorsement really helped with promoting it though. Like those celebrity endorsements. Don't you feel more inspired to buy certain types of body spray when well oiled muscled men promote it and say it's amazing?

[space_egg]

I'm hardly a celebrity... And I really, really, really don't know what you mean... a-about oiled muscle men...

[apocatlypse]

I like to buy the advertised body spray and empty cans on unsuspected passerbyers in the hopes that when they emerge from the fog of aerosols, they are muscled and oiled and confused. I have a 9% success rate so far.

Perhaps if the same was advertised by scantily dressed ladies with curves, you'd be more inspired?

[space_egg]

That raises a lot of serious risks of allergic reactions and anaphylactic shock... Not to mention potential falling injuries as a result of the greased floor...

N-neither inspire me!

[apocatlypse]

If that occurs, then clearly they weren't suitable for emerging from the sad cocoons of their mortal bodies to become well muscled and oiled men. Would you like to try? See if you are of a good enough potential?

You seem more flustered over the scantily dressed ladies. I'm thinking they inspire you. Noted, I will plaster pictures of them all over your walls.

[space_egg]

I really wouldn't...

I told you, neither of them "inspire" me! I'm expanding my definition of vandalism, and unnecessary littering qualifies!

[apocatlypse]

Well good thing I don't think the pictures of scantily dressed ladies around your walls are unnecessary.

[space_egg]

They're simply going to end up in disposal.

[apocatlypse]

What a waste. We're in a universe of finite resources, you know. You should appreciate things when they're given to you. For shame, resource-waster. Next thing you'll be telling me is that you throw away food, and don't hold your breath as long as possible every time.

[space_egg]

I can recycle the paper, or you can keep them with yourself where I'm certain they'll find more use than on my walls.

[apocatlypse]

I don't have any use for them. My virginal eyes aren't going to gaze upon the impurities of scantily dressed ladies. That would be scandalous and inappropriate.

[nowifi4u]

 

[apocatlypse]

[nowifi4u]

 

[apocatlypse]

For a slice of rainbow cake, I would level a medium sized city.

[nowifi4u]

I'm more of a red bean kind of guy. Rainbow is worth a colony, tops.

[apocatlypse]

What if it was particularly amazing rainbow cake? 7 layers. Moist goodness. Proper vanilla cream in between each layer? Half a city, at least.

[nowifi4u]

I could commit to a few buildings, but I'm a man of quality who can be moved by only the best.

[apocatlypse]

Red bean cake. Three cities.

[nowifi4u]

Was the cake made in any of those three cities?

[apocatlypse]

No. One of the three cities is part of a conspiracy to privatise and ultimately shut down the trade of red bean cakes though.

[nowifi4u]

Rude. They get destroyed last.

[apocatlypse]

As they watch the other two cities get destroyed around them and consider their own impending doom.

But it might give the heathens time to escape and their devious plan will live on in other cities they infect.